Weirdest Caffeinated Products

Hyper Glow Beer

#1: Hyper Glow Beer - NOT LEGAL IN CALIFORNIA. If the caffeinated jerky makes you thirsty, have a beer! In addition to the added caffeine, this beer GLOWS IN THE DARK! #2: Skinkiss Caffeine Tights - According to the manufacturer, "Skin Kiss caffeine tights release microcapsules of caffeine into the thighs, bottom and legs to increase the metabolic rate and the burning of fat." OMG, really? #3: Perky Jerky - For a mere $2.99, you can get beef jerky with a little pep to it. Because when you're high and craving a really dumb snack, nothing hits the spot like caffeinated jerky. #4: NES Controller Caffeinated Soap - There are so many things wrong with this. First of all, why have soap in a retro NES controller shape? Because it's awesome. Why add caffeine? Because you're crazy. #5: BioFuel Popcorn - This bag contains 5 pounds of caffeinated popcorn, with a whopping 2000 mg of caffeine! Your superbowl party was never this energetic. #6: Bath Buzz Lotion - Rosemary, mint, caffeine... this lotion sounds delicious! But you don't eat it, you rejuvenate your skin with it! #7: Caffeinated Fruity Lollipops - I'd like to think I'm not a sucker, but if a lollipop gave me a good buzz, I might start sucking once again. I bet red will be my favorite flavor! #8: Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows - In homage to the Ghostbusters classic marshmallow man, these come with an extra kick of caffeine. And remember, don't cross the streams! #9: Penguin Peppermints - One of the original not-coffee-or-soda caffeinated options, Penguin mints also happen to be delicious! Who needs altoids? #10: Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap - When you really want to wake up in the morning, I recommend a cold shower and caffeinated soap. I love their brand name, too!