Weirdest Caffeinated Products
#1: Hyper Glow Beer
NOT LEGAL IN CALIFORNIA. If the caffeinated jerky makes you thirsty, have a beer! In addition to the added caffeine, this beer GLOWS IN THE DARK!
#2: Skinkiss Caffeine Tights
According to the manufacturer, “Skin Kiss caffeine tights release microcapsules of caffeine into the thighs, bottom and legs to increase the metabolic rate and the burning of fat.” OMG, really?
#3: Perky Jerky
For a mere $2.99, you can get beef jerky with a little pep to it. Because when you’re high and craving a really dumb snack, nothing hits the spot like caffeinated jerky.
#4: NES Controller Caffeinated Soap
There are so many things wrong with this. First of all, why have soap in a retro NES controller shape? Because it’s awesome. Why add caffeine? Because you’re crazy.
#5: BioFuel Popcorn
This bag contains 5 pounds of caffeinated popcorn, with a whopping 2000 mg of caffeine! Your superbowl party was never this energetic.
#6: Bath Buzz Lotion
Rosemary, mint, caffeine… this lotion sounds delicious! But you don’t eat it, you rejuvenate your skin with it!
#7: Caffeinated Fruity Lollipops
I’d like to think I’m not a sucker, but if a lollipop gave me a good buzz, I might start sucking once again. I bet red will be my favorite flavor!
#8: Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows
In homage to the Ghostbusters classic marshmallow man, these come with an extra kick of caffeine. And remember, don’t cross the streams!
#9: Penguin Peppermints
One of the original not-coffee-or-soda caffeinated options, Penguin mints also happen to be delicious! Who needs altoids?
#10: Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap
When you really want to wake up in the morning, I recommend a cold shower and caffeinated soap. I love their brand name, too!